Turgid

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Dictionary.com/Word of the Day Archive/turgid: "Word of the Day for Wednesday May 10, 2006

turgid \TUR-jid\, adjective:
1. Swollen, bloated, puffed up; as, 'a turgid limb.'
2. Swelling in style or language; bombastic, pompous; as, 'a turgid style of speaking.'"