Things said in my office

Overheard, the President talking to the Director of Operations:

It's like we're working with a proctologist.

My VP, speaking to me:

Woman of a certain age are always talking. Older woman, fifty-five and above. Not at your age. At your age they just look good. Well, for another year or two.

Who says things like that?

My VP came up to me and whispered "See those are not challenges you have to deal with"

I asked "What?"

He replied, "Babies" and walked away.

What is your definition of slow?

My VP: People complain that these old computers are slow, but you just have to be patient. You can't rush it.

More from my VP's Office

While I was sitting at my desk I heard him to say to one of my (male) co-workers, "Turn around. Look at your butt. You and your butt."

Things my VP has said to me:

"You know how women are…"

"Mr. (Blank) is too nice, we're trying to make him more like Amy."

"You know what they're like at that age." This was said to my colleague, who is my age.