"Holy Crazy Sideburns"
"That's what happens when you a wear mock turtle neck on a date"
"I don't DO stupid." "Well, I could probably 'DO' stupid, but it would be hard." "It would have to be hard."
"I could do stupid but only for a limited run."
"I don't care, just get rid of it."
"Oh, I have more to say." "Oh, I know you do."
"Because I was hilarious."
"She said you forgot the rest of your outfit."
"I lost a bet." "What was the bet?" "There was no bet."
"Just as long I get the Tingo Taco Combo platter."
what about "I think they were with each other" -- Amy, referring to the two tall hot guys at Tavern who had no interest in us. Obviously, they must have been gay.
ReplyDeleteExcellent headline. I am totally going to use "locutions" in a sentence. If I can figure out what it means.
ReplyDeleteI forgot about the they MUST be a couple. I'm a loser.
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